ALERT: UNIVERSITY RELEASE MENTIONS "C-WORD"

In a press release issued December 12, the University of Maryland -- a publicly funded institution -- mention the forbidden "c-word," a noun too vulgar to be reprinted on this page.

The release states that, "More than 2,500 University of Maryland students will get one of their best holiday gifts shortly before C******** - their college diploma or advanced degrees."

No word yet one whether or not the ACLU plans on suing the university for its explicit promotion of religion. Also no word on whether or not the irony police will complain that the university sends us a steep bill for the "gift" it will bestow upon us.